[2025-04-13] Add The Hobbit chapters

year-progress.py

@@ -115,8 +115,46 @@ def abbeyRoad(yearPercent):
     else:
         return "Her Majesty"
 
-def theHobbit():
+def theHobbit(yearPercent):
-    pass
+    hobbitPage = math.floor(yearPercent * 273)
+    if hobbitPage < 24:
+        return "having an unexpected party"
+    elif hobbitPage < 40:
+        return "roasting mutton"
+    elif hobbitPage < 49:
+        return "having a short rest"
+    elif hobbitPage < 62:
+        return "going over hill and under hill"
+    elif hobbitPage < 82:
+        return "performing riddles in the dark"
+    elif hobbitPage < 102:
+        return "out of the frying pan, but into the fire"
+    elif hobbitPage < 127:
+        return "in some queer lodgings"
+    elif hobbitPage < 157:
+        return "fighting flies and spiders"
+    elif hobbitPage < 171:
+        return "taking barrels out of bond"
+    elif hobbitPage < 183:
+        return "getting a warm welcome"
+    elif hobbitPage < 192:
+        return "on the doorstep"
+    elif hobbitPage < 211:
+        return "getting inside information"
+    elif hobbitPage < 222:
+        return "not at home"
+    elif hobbitPage < 231:
+        return "oblivious to fire hitting water"
+    elif hobbitPage < 241:
+        return "watching the gathering of the clouds"
+    elif hobbitPage < 247:
+        return "a thief in the night"
+    elif hobbitPage < 258:
+        return "oblivious to the clouds bursting"
+    elif hobbitPage < 266:
+        return "on the return journey"
+    else:
+        return "at the last stage"
 
 def transatlanticFlight(yearPercent):
     lat1 =  51.470020
@@ -132,9 +170,9 @@ def getHomoSapiens(yearPercent):
     totalYears = 4.3e9
     yearsUntilHumans = totalYears*(1-yearPercent) - 300e3
     if yearsUntilHumans >= 0:
-        return f"Homo Sapiens would evolve in ~{math.floor(yearsUntilHumans)} years."
+        return f"Homo Sapiens would evolve in ~{math.floor(yearsUntilHumans)} years"
     else:
-        return f"Homo Sapiens have been around for ~{-math.floor(yearsUntilHumans)} years."
+        return f"Homo Sapiens have been around for ~{-math.floor(yearsUntilHumans)} years"
     
 def getTemplate(timestamp):
     now = datetime.datetime.fromtimestamp(timestamp)
@@ -149,7 +187,7 @@ def getTemplate(timestamp):
     workDay, workTime = workWeek(yearPercent)
     marathonMile = round(26.2 - math.floor(yearPercent*26.2),2)
     abbeyRoadSong = abbeyRoad(yearPercent)
-    hobbitChapter = "having an unexpected party"
+    hobbitChapter = theHobbit(yearPercent)
     lat, long = transatlanticFlight(yearPercent)
     homoSapiens = getHomoSapiens(yearPercent)